Might I nibble you~?
Oct 16
PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF, THAT AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YOU ARE AFRAID FOR YOUR PERSONAL RIGHTS AND SAFTEY SHOULD MITT ROMNEY WIN THIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
zell-dincht:
I SEE ALL THESE NOTES
ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER BE VOTING
(Source: bluhbluhhugedork, via ask-3llis)
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99 Life Hacks to make your life easier!
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subject-0018:
Not a Hunter by Neurquadic
Survival Instincts = 0.
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Oct 14
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steampunkdickbutt:
steampunkdickbutt:
dial2forspooky:
i haven’t even cracked open my psat booklet oOPS
PSATs are for chuuuuuuumps, they’re way easier than the real SATs and not worth taking.
In case it wasn’t clear, I took the 20 bucks I had for the PSATs and used it on honey bbq chicken wings.
That is highly irresponsible, child.
Also, if someone wants to take PSATs, do not call them ‘chumps’. Perhaps they simply want to take their education seriously.
Unlike someone I know. :I
*Baps with rolled-up newspaper*
Bad Alex.
(Source: deadshuffle, via sassywitchdoctor)
angel-obscura:
most-awkward-moments:
AHAHAH OMFG I CAN’T. I CAN’T.
Slowly losing my ability to can-
Nevermind.
It’s gone.
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Oct 13
Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
totally-relatable:
dont care
dont care
dont care
you’re*
dont care
dont care
your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?
oh you’re single, once again
dont care
song lyrics, how original
dont care
dont care
you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’
dont care
dont care
dont care
NOW BACK TO TUMBLR
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